BEE SEX IS REALLY FUNNY OKAY HEAR ME OUT
BASICALLY THE MALE BEE GOES TO THE QUEEN AND INSERTS ITS PENIS INTO THE QUEEN BEE AND THEN THEY EJACULATE AT SUCH A HIGH SPEED THAT THEY GENITALS FUCKING EXPLODE AND ARE LEFT IN THE QUEEN FOREVER AND THE MALE BEE FALLS ON THE GROUND AND DIES
will smith everybody
- Friend: go ask
- Me: no you go ask
- Friend: no you
- Me: fine can i have ketchup
Sometimes I think I have depression, but then I think there’s so many other people out there worse then me. So how can I have depression? I’m just emotionally fucked up.
instead of getting their period girls should just get to sleep for 5 days straight every month everyone wins
(Source: thehardestmistakes)
you know when you get out of the cinema and you feel high and drunk or is it just me
I suck at texting unless
- I am in a relationship with you
- You are my mom
- I need something
- Me and you are close as fuck
(Source: ahtnamasyay)
- me: im ugly
- friends: no you're not
- me: I AM UGLY and that's a fact. guys don't add me on facebook and like my pictures, they don't ask for my number, i get 5 text a day, one from my dad, two from my mom, one from the phone company and another one from some girl in my class asking me if there's something for tomorrow. guys don't text me saying 'goodmorning beautiful' or just even saying 'hi whats up?' if i have any guy friends they're one maybe two. you guys DO get texts, boys flirt with you, you're always complaining about boys, when nobody ever calls me pretty. you guys get a compliment at least twice a day, boys play with your hair, kiss your cheek, hold you from behind, and i'm just there watching, and if any boy wants to talk to me it's because they want me to give them something, or to call me bad names. i don't have 120 likes on my profile picture, i'm scared of doing a party because i know i would't have any guy friends to invite. is it because i don't let anyone know me? NO, it's because i don't look good. why all the pretty girls out there are full of 'guy friends'? don't tell me because they're the best people ever because it ain't true. my teeth are not perfect, i don't like my smile, i'm insecure as, my eyes have nothing special, i don't even have the perfect body, so don't tell me i'm not ugly because i am.
Imagine reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you.
how are good lookin dudes always friends with other good lookin dudes is there some sort of secret hot boy gang or something
so my mom gave me all these ballons
my mom also wakes up at 4am half asleep to go to pee without turning the lights on
the cat cant even get in
